Maybe my flight attendant was some kind of comedian in his free time

I seriously have a problem in understanding Ryanair! Flight attendant from yesterday's flight:

"Hi, my name is Paulo and I am truly happy to introduce your crew for tonight's flight. Back in the cabin we have Isabel who will be my future ex-wife!!... .... .... I will ask you not to smoke throughout the flight and trust me I know it is hard since I am also a smoker, but also I must add that smoking is bad for your health and causes erectile dysfunction.

And I am like: what the fuck was this? My future ex-wife? Erectile dysfunction, is he talking about his own experience or something?