Mum: So your father is installing this new heating system in the house with a wood stove. Well, you need to marry a big and strong german guy to carry all the wood because your father in not getting any younger!! And make sure he can drive the tractor, as well.
Father: And make sure he is not gay!
Me: Dad, do you even know the definition of gay?
Showing posts with label shit my parents say. Show all posts
Showing posts with label shit my parents say. Show all posts
Friday, August 1, 2014
Monday, February 17, 2014
Shit my mum says...
I should do like Justin (https://twitter.com/shitmydadsays) and just write about the precious stuff my mum says. Other day we were watching the news and it comes a story about the legalization of euthanasia for kids in Belgium. My mum just looks at me and says:
"Your luck is that you are no longer a kid!!"
Both my parents just cracked up! No wonder, they are still together after all these years, they have the same distorted sense of humor, or lack of one, not really sure =/
"Your luck is that you are no longer a kid!!"
Both my parents just cracked up! No wonder, they are still together after all these years, they have the same distorted sense of humor, or lack of one, not really sure =/
Tuesday, February 11, 2014
My mom was kind of a technology resistant kind of person. For Christmas this year, my sister and I decided to give her a tablet. And yeah I know I am a good daughter!!!. After a few weeks of resistance she nows spends a couple of hours every night just doing random searches. Last night I showed her Youtube and how it works, her reaction was priceless, seemed like a kid with a candy:
By now she has spent a few hours looking at baking videos. I am so looking fwd for when she finally decides to actually bake something. Why didn't I think of this before?
By now she has spent a few hours looking at baking videos. I am so looking fwd for when she finally decides to actually bake something. Why didn't I think of this before?
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