Tuesday, January 14, 2014

So today I went shopping for some jeans

I go into the store and a really good looking guy approaches to help me. So after trying on 10 pairs of jeans he says:
- There's something wrong with your ass! You have a really flat ass! You almost don't have an ass!
Let me put this out there, the only planet where I have, what can be considered a flat ass is a planet with only brazilian girls, Kim Kardashian or Nicki Minaj!!! Seriously...

Why are the pretty ones always so dumb?

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