And then you ask me why I am not looking fwd to have kids

I called my cousin who has a 6 year old daughter called M. that picks up the phone:
M: Who's this?
Me: It's Bi, can I speak with your mum?
M: No!!!
Me: Why not?
M: Because you can't be Bi. Bi is in heaven!
Me: If I am talking to you it's because I can't be in heaven, right?
M: No, no, no! Aunt G (my mom) is at her place, MM (my sister) is with her husband, and Bi is in heaven, so you can't be Bi.
Me: So if I give you a chocolate next time I see you, will you tell your mom to come to the phone?
M: Mooooommm, Bi is on the phone.

So apparently I might have died and no one told me about this, and if I am not death and I get to die in the next few days, this might have been a premonition... Still bribing a kid with chocolate is the only way I actually can get some control. Yesterday she also asked me if I should't already be married because my sister already was. Thank God grown ups don't say everything that comes to their minds =P