Dear Sandy,

Please go away, no one wants you here! Seriously, I will very soon move to some city in which there is absolutely no snow and there is sun almost every single day of the year. I just need to find one that fulfills all the requirements. And absence of storms is obviously one of them... So see you in a few days, if Sandy allows it! By the way I really do not like the fact that all of them have women's name, that is sexist, just sayin'