Beb in all her glory...

Today I went to buy a goodbye card for one of my lab mates who is leaving for a better place (I mean he is becoming a professor, not that he is dying)... I was in a hurry and I found this card that was inside a wrapping thing so I couldn't open it. When I finally arrived to the lab I took the wrap and this was what was inside. And yes I had to give it to my boss for him to sign... Then I realized that thing had also an outside paper describing the manufacturers moto, or something like that!!

As you can see it looks harmless from the outside, kind of professional:

And then the inside =(

And the sentiment inside is shit?!? What the hell!!